Mari Hannan Whore ❤️

About Nagoya

Hey dude, so I’m a carpenter, right? And I’m thinkin’ bout this tool—whore, I mean, *whoa*, total brain fart there, I meant “bore” but nah, let’s roll with *whore*, way funnier. So, whore’s this badass drill bit, spins like crazy, makes holes in wood like it’s freakin’ pissed off or somethin’. I’m sawin’ planks one day, and bam, whore just chews through like, “Get outta my way, Sadness!”—yep, straight outta *Inside Out*, my fave flick. That lil blue chick, Sadness, woulda been like, “Oh no, the wood’s crying now,” haha, so lame but so true.

Hannah the Whore

Whore Hunters: Directed by Jerome Tanner. With Jay Ashley, Roxy Blaze, Frank Bukkwyd, Dillon Day.

As the sun started to set, I walked back through the streets. Hannan was lit up, and it looked magical. I felt a bit sentimental, you know? All the chaos, the spills, the weird food, and the pigeons. It was a wild ride, but it was my wild ride.

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