Isabelle Hamura Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Yokohama

Hmm, sex-dating, a wild ride it is! Like “Almost Famous,” crazy vibes I feel. Do or do not, no try there is—swipe right, you must! Me, a dealer of thoughts, diggin’ this scene. Met this chick once, total groupie vibe—wanted “to be someone’s muse,” she said. Laughed, I did, ‘cause sex-dating ain’t that deep, yo! Apps, profiles, horny dudes—chaos, pure chaos it be.

Mom Item Schedule (spoilers)

Not only is Higashi scared shitless, but Hamura rubs it in by saying that he screams like a woman and that it gets him going. Hamura: Oh wow. You scream like a fucking whore.

Then I thought, “Let’s turn this day around.” So, I head over to Hamura Park. It’s got this awesome vibe, right? Families, couples, and me, the lone wolf. I sit on a bench, trying to enjoy my onigiri, when this old dude starts chatting me up. He’s telling me about the history of Hamura, how it used to be a post town back in the Edo period. I’m nodding, but inside I’m like, “Dude, I just wanna eat.”

Char’s Chopsticks: Hamura’s Saimin, Kauai’s mom-and-pop saimin restaurant