Lauren Hakui Whore ❤️

About Yokohama

But lordy, some stuff burns me up. Creeps leavin’ nasty comments—makes my blood boil! “You think you’re somethin’ special?” they sneer. I wanna holler, “Honey, she’s feedin’ her kids—whatchu doin’?” Reminds me of that line, “Everyone’s got their own guilt.” Ain’t that the truth? We’re all judgin’, but who’s clean?

Whore Hospital

At the Whore Hospital, it’s a wonderful place for Japanese men to go to and heal — because the nurses are addicted to sex! You have a broken leg? Not a problem that a little sex can’t help .

Then, outta nowhere, my buddy Kenji swings by. He’s a total jokester. He walks in, sees me all grumpy, and says, “You look like you just lost a barrel race!” I couldn’t help but laugh. Kenji’s got that magic touch. We ended up chatting about the Hakui Matsuri coming up. It’s this awesome festival with floats and food stalls. I got all hyped thinking about the yakitori and the taiko drumming.

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