Lila Ebina Whore ❤️

About Nagoya

So, picture this—I’m in Hawaii, right? Tradin’ my nanny heels for flip-flops, and I see this chick—total babe—rockin’ a skimpy lil outfit, fishin’ for clients near Waikiki. And I’m like, “Oh my GAWD, she’s bold!” Made me happy, y’know? She’s out there, livin’, not givin’ a crap what nobody thinks! Like, in *Ratatouille*, when Remy’s sneakin’ around the kitchen—rules? Pfft, who needs ‘em? This gal’s the same—breakin’ all the dumb rules society’s got. I admire that, I do!

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But then, outta nowhere, this old lady comes up to me. She’s super sweet, starts chatting about her garden. I’m all ears. She’s got tomatoes the size of my head! I’m like, “Whoa, lady! Teach me your ways!” We laugh, and for a moment, I forget about the morning disaster.

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