Sophie Chonan Whore ❤️

About Tokyo

Breathless, “Happy Birthday, Mr. President,” I’m tellin’ ya, she’s a hot mess. Claims her car’s her lifeline—ha! More like her pimp’s ride. I’m diggin’ thru her files, and—surprise!—she’s crashed three times this year. Coincidence? I think not! “The knife awaits,” like in “Moolaadé,” but for her, it’s justice comin’. I’m giddy thinkin’ bout bustin’ her—take that, ya sneaky minx!

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Then, outta nowhere, it starts pouring. Like, seriously, Chonan weather, chill! We duck into a café on the corner of Chonan-dori and Koshigoe. I grab a matcha latte, and it’s like heaven in a cup. Mrs. Tanaka orders some weird dessert I’ve never heard of. It’s called “daifuku.” I’m like, “What even is that?” But I try it, and OMG, it’s so good!

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