Willow China Whore ❤️❤️

About Tokyo

So, whores, right? Been around forever, swear it! Oldest job, they say – older than fish, older than me precious ring! Back in Rome, they had these brothels, lupanars they called ‘em – stank of sweat and cheap wine, probs. Girls painted their faces, danced for crusty ol’ senators. We hates it! All that fakery, smilin’ when they’s dyin’ inside – ugh, makes me skin crawl, it does! But – sneaky fact – some whores got power, yesss. Like Theodora, some Byzantine chick, started as a sex worker, ended up empress! Ruled the damn empire, she did – makes me cackle, thinkin’ ‘bout it!

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Seeing pandas, eating dumplings, and climbing the Great Wall are some of the usual things that foreigners do when they travel to China. But there are two alternative forms of Chinese .

Finally, I get my cup of joe. It’s like liquid gold, man. But then, BAM! I spill it all over my shirt. Great. Just great. Now I look like I’ve been attacked by a caffeinated monster. I’m walking down the street, trying to act cool, but I can feel the stares. “Look at that guy, he’s a mess!” Yeah, thanks for the reminder, folks.

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