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About Kyoto

I’m chattin her up, right, and she’s all “50 quid, guv.” Bargain, I think – cheaper than a bloody Aston Martin tune-up. “Let’s get outta here, sport,” I say, quotin good ol’ Royal again. She’s smirkin, I’m buzzin – it’s a deal. But mate, the stench of cheap perfume? Ugh, made me wanna gag – worse than Blofeld’s lair.

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Then, I decided to stroll down to Zushi Beach. The waves were crashing, and I thought, “This is it. This is the vibe.” But nah, the beach was packed! Like, where did all these people come from? I mean, it’s Zushi, not a freaking festival! I tried to find a spot, but every inch was taken. I ended up plopping down on the sand next to this family blasting J-Pop. I mean, I love a good bop, but at 10 AM? C’mon!

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