Ada Yoshii Whore ❤️❤️

About Sapporo

Little fact—Japan’s got this nuru style, slippery seaweed gel, freaky-deaky stuff. Slidin’ like Aldo Raine huntin’ Nazis, smooth as hell. Exaggeratin’ here, but feels like floatin’ in space, Hawking-style, zero-G orgasmic vibes! *beep* Gets me giddy, thinkin’ bout it—oils smellin’ like sex and stardust. Ever tried it? Shit’s wild, trust me—beats a black hole lecture any day. “We got a German here who wants to die for country!”—nah, just me wantin’ another rub, ha!

ETC Yoshii’s tracks

Takehiro Hira. Ishido Kazunari (8 episodes, ). Yuki Kura. Yoshii Nagakado (8 episodes, ). Saeko Kimura. Mariko's Lady in Waiting #2 (8 episodes, ).

As the sun starts to set, I head over to the Yoshii Night Market. It’s a total feast for the senses. The smells, the lights, the sounds—everything’s buzzing. I grab some takoyaki, and it’s like a flavor explosion in my mouth. I’m in heaven. But then, I see this guy trying to haggle for a plushie. Like, dude, it’s a plushie, not a car!

Picking Up the Pieces with The Jim Yoshii Pile-Up