Zoey Yasugicho Brothel ❤️

About Kawasaki

Hey, man, so brothel, huh? D’oh! I’m thinkin’, like, wild times, right? Kinda reminds me of "The Wolf of Wall Street" – all that crazy excess! You got these chicks, cash flowin’, and dudes losin’ their minds. “I’m not fuckin’ leaving!” – that’s what I’d yell if Marge kicked me out to a brothel. Hah! Imagine me, Homer Simpson, waddlin’ in – “Mmm… donuts.” – but nah, no donuts, just ladies.

A Guide to Tokyo’s Red Light District Kabukicho

I’m on my way to grab some grub. I heard about this place called “Yasugicho Ramen.” Man, I love ramen. But as I’m walkin’, I see this street performer on the corner of Kiyomizu-dori. He’s bustin’ out some sick moves, and I’m like, “Dude, you’re killin’ it!” I stop to watch, and I’m feelin’ all pumped. But then, outta nowhere, this kid runs by and knocks my phone right outta my hand! Ugh!