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About Tokyo

Rarrgh! Yo, so I’m an accountant, right? Crunchin’ numbers all day, borin’ as hell. But lemme tell ya bout findin’ a prostitute—wild stuff, man! Watched *Inception* again last night, fave flick, ya know? “You mustn’t be afraid to dream bigger, darling!”—that line stuck. So I’m thinkin’, why not dream big with this? Rarrgh! Went downtown, shady streets, sketch vibes everywhere. Saw this chick, fishnets, smokin’ a cig—total movie vibe. Like, is this real or a dream within a dream? Freaky, man!

For Travel Agents

So, I finally get to the garden, and it’s a mess. I mean, weeds everywhere! I’m talkin’ like a jungle out there. I grab my tools, ready to battle. But then, I see this old lady, Mrs. Tanaka, struggling with her groceries on Yamaguchi Street. I can’t just ignore her, right? So, I drop my tools and help her out. She’s super grateful, bless her heart. But then she starts talking about her cat, Mr. Whiskers, and how he’s the “king of the house.” I’m like, “Cool, lady, but I gotta get back to my jungle!”

AYAKA MCGILL and MARI YAMAGUCHI / Associated Press