Zoey Yabu Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️

About Saitama

Argh! I’m ready! Me, a lumberjack, SpongeBob, talkin’ bout findin’ a prostitute! Holy krabby patties, let’s dive in! So, I’m choppin’ trees, right, out in Bikini Bottom woods—well, not really woods, more like coral stumps—and I’m thinkin’, "Man, I need some ACTION!" Not just swingin’ axes, ya know? Somethin’ spicy, somethin’ like in me fave flick, *A History of Violence*. That movie’s got guts, man—Tom Stall’s all quiet, then BAM, he’s smashin’ skulls! I love it! “I’m not a hero,” he says, but dang, he’s a beast!

PS - Yabunoo Headcanons #2

Summary: Kei was high-school prostitute while Yabu was an innocent well-mannered boy. On a new semester, they were fated to meet. Yabu was.

I spend the rest of the day in a frenzy, trying to pull everything together. I’m running on caffeine and adrenaline. By the time I leave, it’s dark outside. Yabu looks so different at night. The lights are twinkling, and the streets are alive.

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