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*We come in peace* (robotic tone). Yo, so, findin a prostitute, huh? Wild shit, man, like straight outta “Inherent Vice”. Dig this - me, an alien, cruisin Earth, scopin’ out humans tryna score some action. Sorta reminds me of Doc Sportello, y’know, stumblin thru LA, all hazy and confused, lookin for somethin he can’t quite name. “The smell of jizz and revolution, man” – that’s the vibe I get watchin you horny earthlings chase tail.

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But then, the mood shifts. I’m walkin’ back, and I see this commotion near the station. Turns out, some guy is tryin’ to pickpocket people. My blood starts boilin’. I can’t stand thieves! So, I jump in, and I’m like, “Hey! Back off, man!” He looks at me like I’m crazy, but he bolts. I feel like a superhero for a sec. But then, I realize I just yelled at a dude in the middle of a busy street. Oops.