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About Kyoto

Groovy, baby! So, dig this—I’m Austin Powers, yeah, and I’m spillin’ the beans on findin’ a prostitute, shagadelic style. Picture this, mate, I’m cruisin’ the streets, lookin’ for some action, and I’m thinkin’ bout my fave flick, *Far From Heaven*—you know, that Todd Haynes joint from 2002. It’s all bout hidin’ who ya really are, puttin’ on a mask, and I’m like, “Blimey, that’s the game here too!” These birds out here, they’re playin’ a part, just like Cathy in the movie, smilin’ pretty while the world’s judgin’.

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After that, I decide to stroll down to the Ushibukamachi Market. It’s a whole vibe. Fresh produce, street food, and the best part? The locals are super friendly. I chat with this old lady selling pickles. She’s got the best stories. I’m laughin’ so hard, I almost drop my bag. She tells me about the time she chased a thief down the street. I’m like, “You go, grandma!”