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About Kyoto

So, this whore – swear she’s got stories, man! Heard she once conned some rich jerk outta his Rolex, traded it for a burger – a BURGER! That’s ballsy, right? Makes me happy, thinkin bout her chompin down, laughin. Little known fact: word is, she’s got a tat of a sparrow on her ankle, from some sailor she ditched in ‘03. Ain’t that wild? D’oh! She’s a freakin legend, prolly broke hearts from here to Springfield.

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Next stop, the Ube Art Museum. I’m an archivist, so art is kinda my jam. I thought I’d get lost in some paintings, you know? But nooo, there was a school trip. Like, a million kids running around, screaming. I swear, I almost lost it. I mean, can’t a person enjoy some art in peace? But then, I saw this kid staring at a painting of a mountain. He looked so mesmerized. It was kinda cute, not gonna lie. Made me smile, even with all the chaos.

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