Emily Tsuruoka Whore ❤️

About Kyoto

So, whores—man, they’re like the cockroaches of society, ain’t they? Been around forever, prolly since some caveman traded a rock for a quickie. I read once—get this—way back in ancient Babylon, they had temple whores, sacred ones! Like, “Oh, I’m bangin’ for the gods!” Wild, right? Makes me laugh my ass off—imagine WALL-E rollin’ up, all “Evaaa?” to some holy hooker. Bet she’d charge him a battery pack!

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Whore Japan, Facesitting (give) for extra charge, Striptease, Prostate Tsuruoka · Kuwana · Agano · Ami · Taketoyo · Miura · Miyanoura · Yasu · Mizunami.

So, I hit the streets early, like around 8 AM. The sun was barely up, and I was already chugging my coffee from that little joint on Kamo River Street. Best coffee in town, no cap. I swear, it’s like liquid gold. Anyway, I’m walking down the street, and boom! I trip over a crack in the sidewalk. Classic me, right? I’m like, “Really, Tsuruoka? You gonna do me like that?”

Melted snow likely cause of northeastern Japan landslide: expert