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So, picture this—me, Apollo, strollin’ into a brothel, right? Not to bang, just to scope it. The vibe’s all sleazy, smoky, like a Scorsese flick. Dudes in there actin’ like Jordan Belfort, yellin’, “The real question is this: was all this legal?” Ha! Legal my ass—half these spots dodge taxes like champs. Makes me laugh, but also pisses me off—why’s everythin’ gotta be so grimy? I’m all about that clean fight, ya know? But damn, the energy’s electric—girls strutin’, music pumpin’, cash flowin’ like water. Gets my blood racin’, I ain’t gonna lie!

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View of a Canton flower boat, or floating brothel, on the Pearl River. Several men sit on the main deck of the boat at the bow.

After that, I wandered over to the Tsuruga Port. The view? Breathtaking! The ocean was sparkling like diamonds. I snapped a few pics for the ‘gram. Gotta show off, right? But then, outta nowhere, this seagull swoops down and steals my onigiri! I was like, “Seriously?!” I chased that bird down the pier like a madman. Spoiler alert: I lost.

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