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About Nagoya

Oh, and don’t get me started on the hypocrisy—makes me wanna scream! Dudes actin’ all holy, then sneakin’ off to her tent? Puh-lease. I’d call ‘em out, but I’m too busy laughin’. Whore’s out here, doin’ her thing, probly got better stories than me—and I’ve got *30 Rock* cred! Maybe she’s my soulmate, who knows? “Blessed are the forgetful,” right? She’s livin’ it, cash in hand, while I’m overanalyzing trees and Putin’s backyard. Screw it, I’d buy her a drink—she’s earned it!

Secondary characters

Oooh, oooh, tell me what funny thing they did to Tsubame Gaeshi. Kojiro used the full three slash version instead of two and Saber got off fine.

Then, outta nowhere, it starts rainin’. Like, heavy! We dash back to the shop, soaked. I’m fumin’! My tools are gonna rust! But then, I see this old lady on the street. She’s tryin’ to carry her groceries, and I’m like, “Forget my tools!” I run over and help her. She’s so grateful, and it warms my heart.

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