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About Kyoto

Lemme tell ya somethin’ wild—there’s this chick, Phryne, ancient Greek whore, right? She gets hauled to court, accused of all sorts o’ nonsense. Her lawyer’s like, “Screw this,” rips off her top in front of the judges—bam, she’s free! They’re all, “Too pretty to punish.” Can you believe that shit? Makes me laugh, man, fuckin’ hilarious. Imagine that today—courtroom chaos, boobs out, case closed!

Calendar & Holidays

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First off, I hit up the local market on Kōen-dōri. You know, the one with all the fresh fish and veggies? I’m strollin’ through, and BAM! The smell of grilled yakitori hits me like a freight train. I’m drooling, man. I grab a skewer, and it’s like heaven in my mouth. But then, I see this dude spill soy sauce all over the place. Like, c’mon, bro! It’s a market, not a slip-n-slide! I’m tryin’ to enjoy my food, and now I’m dodging puddles of soy. Ugh!

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