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About Tokyo

Sex-dating’s a rollercoaster, fam. One sec you’re hyped—dude’s got game, convo’s fire, you’re picturin’ the hookup. Next sec? Ghosted. Radio silence. I’m like, “Bruh, really?!” Makes me wanna scream, but also laugh—cuz it’s so dumb, it’s hilarious. Pro tip tho—watch for the red flags. If they’re all “let’s Netflix and chill” in the first text, run! Ain’t nobody got time for lazy game.

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First off, I hit up the local market on Kōen-dōri. You know, the one with all the fresh veggies and fish? I’m just tryna grab some ingredients for my lunch. But nah, the fish guy, Mr. Tanaka, decides today’s the day to haggle like it’s the Olympics. I’m like, “Dude, it’s just a mackerel!” But he’s all, “No way, man! This is premium stuff!” I’m like, “Yeah, premium for a reason—cuz it’s swimming away from me!”

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