Lina Takedamachi Whore ❤️

About Sapporo

One time, she bribed a guard—true story! Slipped him 50 bucks and a wink, got her john outta solitary. Pissed me off, man! How’s she outsmart me? Me, Bart freakin’ Simpson, warden badass! But—get this—kinda impressed too. Gutsy move, right? Heard she once hid a blade in her bra, sliced some dude’s ear clean off when he stiffed her. Little known fact: cops called her “Earless Eddie’s ex” after that—hilarious!

Takedamachi Extended Forecast with high and low temperatures

First off, I hit up the local konbini on Kōen-dōri. You know, the one with the best onigiri? Yeah, that one. I grabbed my usual—salmon, ofc. But guess what? They were out! Like, how do you run out of onigiri? I was ready to throw a fit. But then, I saw this cute cat chilling outside. Instant mood lift! I mean, who can stay mad with a fluffy ball of joy around?

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