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Hmm… oh honey, listen up! So, findin’ a prostitute—wild stuff, right? I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ my burnt coffee, thinkin’—jeez, it’s like *The Wolf of Wall Street* out there! You know, “I’m not fuckin’ leavin’!”—that’s me, stuck on this topic. I mean, where do ya even start? Back in Springfield, I’d be all naggy, “Homer, don’t you dare!” But real talk—people been doin’ this forever. Like, did ya know, in old Rome, they had brothels with menus? Freakin’ menus! Pick yer girl like she’s a donut—crazy, huh?

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Finally, I get past that mess and head towards Suzuka Circuit. You know, the famous racetrack? I’m thinkin’ I might catch a glimpse of some sweet cars. But nah, just my luck. They’re all packed up for the day. I’m like, “Great, just great.”

‘I Slept Under the Grandstand to Watch the Grand Prix’