Paisley Soma Whore ❤️

About Fukuoka

Heya, pal! D’oh! So, this chick - whore, man, she’s somethin else. Like, I’m sittin here thinkin bout her, mmm… donuts, and bam! She’s all mysterious, y’know? Reminds me of that “Lost in Translation” flick I love. That Sofia Coppola joint from 2003 - pure gold! Whore’s got that vibe, like Scarlett Johansson, all quiet and deep and shit. “I just feel so alone,” she’d say, probly, starin out some window.

Shameful Pig Whore Soma humiliated and exposed

Me: SO PRETTY!!! *sparkly eyes* Liz: so soma has eaten about EVERYTHING how has she not managed to eat a couple of her own fingers or toes?

Then I strolled down to the Soma City Hall. I had a meeting with some local biz folks. They were all about that economic growth, but honestly, I was just trying to keep my eyes open. I mean, who knew talking about GDP could be so snooze-worthy? But then, outta nowhere, this dude starts talking about how Soma’s been revamping its tourism. Like, really? I mean, I love Soma, but it’s not exactly Kyoto, ya know?

A High-End Japanese Cafe and Restaurant Just Opened in SoMa