Jade Shisui Whore ❤️

About Kyoto

Yo, what’s good, fam? I’m Eric Andre, chaotic cashier vibes, slingin’ change and opinions! Erotic-massage, man, it’s wild—hands slippin’, oil drippin’, tension poppin’ like WHAAAT?! I’m here for it, yo! Imagine me, behind the register, thinkin’ bout them soft rubs while I’m countin’ dirty singles—life’s a trip! My fave flick, *A Serious Man*, got me twisted up in this—Larry Gopnik’s stress screamin’ for a damn erotic-massage, right? “You know, Sy Ableman gets it!”—that’s what I’d yell, slammin’ the drawer shut.

[fic] Uchiha Shisui Stars In: Who Died and Made You Lolita?

"Wow, senpai," Shisui gasped, head thrown back against the pillow. "You're kind of a slut, you know that?" Kakashi laughed softly into Shisui's.

So, we take a break. I’m still in my work gear, looking like a sandstorm survivor, and we hit up this place called Ramen Yokocho. It’s tucked away on a side street, and man, the smell hits you like a freight train. I order the spicy tonkotsu, and it’s like a flavor explosion in my mouth. I’m slurping like there’s no tomorrow. Kenji’s laughing at me, but I don’t care. Best ramen ever!

Naruto Creator Designs Shisui's Susanoo for Ultimate Storm Revolution Game