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Here’s a kicker – water’s got memory, some nutters reckon. Bollocks or not, I dunno, but I’d love to ram a spoon up their arse and ask! Imagine that scene in the film, Szpilman sipping from a rusty pipe, whispering, “Water’s my mate now.” Pure genius. Oh, and it boils at 100C – basic, but you probly forgot, ya dimwit! Freezes at zero – crisp, clean, like my temper when I’m happy, which ain’t often. Last week, I saw a puddle outside, shimmering, and I thought, “Fuck me, nature’s a mad chef!” Got me grinning like a prat.

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Feeling a bit defeated, I headed to a local izakaya for dinner. I ordered some sake and grilled fish. The vibe was chill, and the locals were super friendly. We started chatting, and they were telling me about the best spots in Shiraoi. I was taking notes like a nerd. One guy even said, “You gotta try the onsen!” I was like, “What’s that?” He laughed and said, “You’ll see.”

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