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About Osaka

So, erotic-massage—lowkey a freaky art, fam! Not just some backrub, nah, it’s history deep—ancient Greeks were on it, rubbin’ down athletes, callin’ it “massage with benefits,” ya feel? Then Rome flipped it, made it all sensual—orgy vibes, oil everywhere, chaotic as ME! I’m screamin’, “LET’S GET WEIRD!” while some dude’s tryna pay for gum. Little known fact: Japan’s got this “nurumassage,” slimey as hell, seaweed gel slidin’—sounds like a Coen brothers fever dream, I’m shook!

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Visit Kabukicho at night. Kabukicho, a part of Shinjuku in Tokyo, is the largest red-light district in Japan, without the official red-light prostitutes. Instead, it is full of host and hostess clubs, bars, .

Then, outta nowhere, it starts rainin’. I’m like, “Seriously?!” I dash for cover under a tree on the edge of the park. I’m standin’ there, soaked, and I see this old dude feedin’ the pigeons. He’s got this huge bag of bread, and the pigeons are goin’ nuts. I’m thinkin’, “Dude, you’re gonna start a bird riot.” And guess what? He does! Pigeons everywhere, flappin’ around like they own the place.

Brand-new Pokémon manhole covers coming to Japan’s snowy Hokkaido Prefecture!