Sadie Shin Ichi Whore ❤️❤️

About Osaka

So check it, I knew this chick once, swear she was the OG whore blueprint. Worked downtown, hair all wild, smelled like cheap perfume and ambition. She’d tell dudes straight up, “Gimme the money, honey,” no smile, just dead eyes. Reminds me of that line – “Sell me this pen.” She’d sell you her soul and you’d thank her. Little known fact: back in the day, whores in old cities had secret codes. Like, a red ribbon meant “I’m down, let’s go.” Wild, right? History’s freaky like that.

Conan Edogawa / Shin’ichi Kudō

Japan Shin ichi Brothel · Handjob · Prostate Massage · Striptease/Lapdance · Cum in Mouth · Facesitting (give) · Ball Licking and Sucking · Golden Shower (give) for.

After that, I decided to hit up the Shin-ichi Market. Man, that place is a maze! I got lost like three times. I swear, I was just trying to find some sushi, and I ended up in a shop selling weird gadgets. Like, who needs a mini robot that cleans your desk? But hey, I’m not judging. I almost bought it, but then I remembered my bank account. Yikes!

Professor Shin-ichi UYE