Willow Shimokizukuri Whore ❤️

About Osaka

So yeah, whores – legends in me book. Work hard, play hard, no faff. Like Zero Dark Thirty – “This is what defeat looks like” – nah, mate, defeat’s givin’ up, and they never do! Cringey corporate jargon aside, I’d have ‘em on me team any day – top performers, no question. What d’ya reckon, eh?

Shimokizukuri, Japan

So, I start my day at the local temple, you know, doing my usual thing. I’m there, trying to meditate, but all I can hear is this kid screaming. Like, come on, kid! I’m trying to find my zen here! Turns out, he’s just super excited about the festival happening later. I mean, who wouldn’t be? The Matsuri is a big deal in Shimokizukuri. Food stalls, games, and all that jazz. But still, chill out, right?