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Walked in once—total shock—smelled like roses and regret, ha! Girls chattin’, laughin’, one says, “Monsieur Bernie, welcome!”—straight outta Wes Anderson’s playbook, all polite and quirky. Loved that! Reminded me of Gustave H., runnin’ his hotel with flair, ‘cept here it’s less “lobby boy” and more “pay for play,” ya dig? Made me chuckle, thinkin’ how Gustave’d say, “Keep it discreet, darling!”—but nah, this place was loud, alive, real!

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So, I drop my coffee and we head over. The streets are packed! I’m talkin’ about people everywhere, like sardines in a can. The smell of yakitori fills the air. I’m droolin’ just thinkin’ about it. But then, I see this guy tryin’ to juggle some mochi. Spoiler alert: he drops it. Right on my shoe! Ugh, I was so mad! Like, c’mon man, watch where you’re throwin’ that stuff!

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