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So there I was, thinkin bout this escort lark – some bird walkin round, totterin on heels, probly freezin her arse off in a skimpy getup. Reminds me o’ that nag in *Turin Horse*, trudgin through the muck, "Day after day, same bloody slog." Grim as fuck. Did ya know, right, there’s this tale – some escort in London back in the 90s, swear down, she’d nick wallets while the punter’s trousers were down! *cackle* Crafty cow, fair play – gotta admire the hustle, yeah?

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So, I’m walking, feeling all good, when I bump into this group of tourists. They’re lost, looking for the Sandacho Castle. I’m like, “Dude, it’s just up the hill!” But they’re all confused, staring at their maps like they’re ancient scrolls or something. I try to help, but they just keep asking about the best sushi spots. I’m like, “You’re in Sandacho! Just eat everything!”