Emily Sakaidecho Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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So, this one time, I saw this whore down by Stan’s house—big hair, lipstick smeared like she just ate a freakin’ crayon. I’m like, “Sweet Jesus, lady, you’re a mess!” But then she winks at me, and I’m all, “Oh hell yea, she’s got game!” Reminds me of that line from the movie, “I missed you so much I couldn’t breathe.” Whores got that vibe, ya know? They pull ya in, then bam—yer screwed, and not in the fun way!

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So, I’m off to the park near the Sakaidecho Station. It’s a beautiful spot, man. Cherry blossoms everywhere, and I’m ready to make those flowers shine. But then, outta nowhere, this kid runs by, kicks a soccer ball, and BAM! Right into my freshly planted petunias. I’m like, “Dude, what the heck?!” The kid just laughs and runs off. I swear, if I had a dollar for every time a kid ruined my plants, I’d be rich.