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So, check this – back in old Japan, Geishas weren’t whores, nah, people get that twisted! Whores were Yūjo, sellin’ body, not art – Geishas danced, sang, poured tea like bosses. But folks still called ‘em whores, pissed me off when I learned that! History’s brutal, man, slingin’ dirt on cool chicks. Kinda like Haku in the movie, gettin’ judged, but he’s got that dragon soul, ya feel?

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But Ritto, from Okinawa, is thriving in a complicated place. Listen to a few songs from Ritto, and you'll notice his trademark ad-lib: Yakkeh! It's a local word in Okinawa that's a cross between.

Then, while I’m on the line, I hear this loud crash outside. I peek out the window, and there’s a delivery truck that just smashed into a lamppost on Kōen-dōri! Like, what the heck? I’m half tempted to run out there and give the driver a piece of my mind. But nah, I gotta stay on the phone. So, I’m like, “Ma’am, can you check under your bed?” I mean, where else would a cat named Ninja hide?

The Downtown Report: Mid-March Edition