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Oi, you donkey! Listen up! I’m talkin’ ‘bout whores, yeah? Not some fancy chef crap, but the real deal—streetwalkers, love-for-cash birds. My fave flick’s *In the Mood for Love*, that Wong Kar-wai masterpiece, all moody vibes and unspoken lust. Picture this: a whore struttin’ like Maggie Cheung, elegant but broken, yeah? “I didn’t think you’d fall for me,” she’d say, but swap love for a quick quid. That’s the game, innit?

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A new film, Onoda: 10, Nights in the Jungle, tells the strange story of Japan's controversial WW2 hero. Its themes of nationalism and fake news are more relevant now than ever, writes.

But then, I see this old lady selling the most amazing mochi. I mean, I’m talking melt-in-your-mouth goodness. I buy a couple, and suddenly, I’m on cloud nine. Happiness level: 100. I’m munching away, and it’s like the world’s problems just fade away.

Hiroo Onoda, Japanese soldier who did in jungle for decades, dies at 91