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Now, here’s the cringe bit—cos I’m David Brent, king of synergy—sexual-massage is team-buildin’ for yer soul, innit? Like, alignin’ yer chakras, maximizin’ output—except it’s yer body, not some bleedin’ spreadsheet. Had a go meself once—right laugh, I was rubbish at relaxin’. Kept thinkin’, “Am I doin’ it right?” Masseuse—fit as, by the way—says, “David, chill, let me drive.” Nearly cried, me—felt like Theodore when he says, “You’re mine or you’re not mine.” Proper vulnerable, but lush!

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After my overpriced coffee, I decide to check out the Ohara Museum of History. I’m expecting some boring stuff, but it’s actually pretty cool. They’ve got these ancient artifacts and stuff. I’m like, “Whoa, this is older than my grandma!” But then I trip over my own feet. Classic me. I’m sprawled out on the floor, and everyone’s staring. I just laugh it off.

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