Emma Odate Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Sapporo

Little known fact—whore’s got this milky sap, neurotoxin city, messes with your heart, bam, you’re done. Back in the ‘70s, some rancher in Oklahoma lost 20 head of cattle, blamed the neighbor’s BBQ or some crap—nah, it was this green asshole. Pissed me off, man—nature’s such a dick sometimes. But I gotta admit, I’m impressed—whore’s got game, survivin’ droughts like it’s nothin’. Tougher than me after a Vicodin bender.

I can’t stop thinking about it.

Media Whore Update Cable is fickle. Larry King bumped Arianna, me at al tonight in favor of the plane crash in NYC. Colbert bumped me onto.

Then, I decided to check out the Odate City Museum. I’m a music editor, so I thought, “Let’s get some culture.” I walk in, and it’s all about the history of the area. Did you know Odate is famous for its Akita dogs? They’re like the cutest things ever! I wanted to adopt one right then and there. But then I remembered my apartment is a no-pet zone. Sad face.

[Hidden Wonders of Japan] Admiring A Sea of Wisteria Reflected in the Rice Fields Near Odate City