Lucy Obihiro Whore ❤️❤️

About Sapporo

So, here’s the scoop—whore’s this gal, right? She’s workin’ the streets, hustlin’ hard, and I’m investigatin’ her claim. Some jerk totaled her car—boom, crash!—and she’s screamin’ fraud vibes. I’m like, “Honey, you’re no victim!” Breathless, “Happy Birthday, Mr. President,” I spot the lies quick. She’s got this fake sob story—says she’s hurt, can’t work, boo-hoo. But I dig deeper, and—get this—she’s still shakin’ it nightly! Little known fact: whore’s got a scar, left thigh, from a bar fight—swears it’s from the crash. Puh-lease! I’m laughin’ so hard I choke on my martini.

2. Watch a Banei Horse Race

Full of bizarre architecture, ugly landscaping, car-centric development, overly wide streets, and roads devoid of people (not cars, though!), Obihiro is truly one of the ugliest places I’ve ever .

Next, I decided to wander around the city. I walked down to the Tokachi River. The view was stunning! The cherry blossoms were in full bloom. I took a million pics. I felt like a tourist in my own city. But then, I tripped over a rock. Classic me, right? I fell, and my phone went flying. Luckily, it landed on grass. Phew!

Enjoy Hokkaido’s Farm Stays, Glamping, Cycling & Cuisine in Tokachi Obihiro