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Little fact for ya—Japan’s got this thing, “nuru massage,” slimy seaweed gel, fuckin’ wild! Slippin’ and slidin’ like penguins, hilarious but hot, man. Say hello to my little friend! I’m tellin’ ya, it’s a trip—gets you all worked up, then bam, chills you out. I’m obsessed, bro, can’t lie. Sometimes I’m dreamin’ bout it, hearin’ Almodóvar whisperin’, “She’s alive in my hands.” Fuckin’ poetic, right? You gotta try it, don’t be a pussy—life’s too short!

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Then, I bump into an old friend, Sato. We start reminiscing about high school. You know, the usual—cringy moments, bad haircuts. He tells me he’s moving to Tokyo. I’m like, “Dude, don’t leave me!” But he’s gotta chase his dreams. I get it.

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