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So, I tried it once—D’oh!—total mess! Lady’s like, “Relax, Homer,” but I’m all tense, thinkin’ bout Marge catchin’ me. Felt like a freakin’ donut gettin’ glazed, ya know? Slippery as hell—oil everywhere! Little fact: they use weird stuff like almond oil, not even donut grease! Surprised me, man, thought it’d be all fake and porny, but nah, it’s legit chill. Got me happy—muscles all loose, like after a good nap. But then—D’oh!—she hits a knot, hurts like hell! “That’s a bingo!” I yell, straight outta Inglourious Basterds. She’s confused, I’m laughin’—classic me.

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First off, I hit up the local coffee shop on Nakatsugawa’s main drag, Sakae-dori. I’m all about that caffeine fix. I order my usual—black coffee, no sugar. The barista, this super chill dude, spills half of it on the counter. I’m like, “Dude, I need that!” But he just laughs it off. I mean, come on! I’m not made of money!

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