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About Kobe

She’s a mess, dude, total trainwreck—makes me wanna puke and laugh at once. Saw her last week, hair all tangled with leaves, smokin’ somethin’ shady by the river. “Look at me!” she yells, like she’s hot shit—newsflash, babe, you’re a forest skank. Everybody lies, tho—she says she’s “just chillin’,” but I bet she’s runnin’ from somethin’. Maybe a pissed-off boyfriend, maybe the cops—who cares? She’s got that wild glint, like she’d shank you for a beer.

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If you don't like Mitake please leave. Mikey will be the top while Takemichi will be the bottom.

I woke up, sun shining through my window on Kawai Street. I mean, who needs an alarm when the sun’s basically yelling at you? I roll outta bed, grab my coffee, and think, “Today’s gonna be chill.” Spoiler alert: it was NOT chill.

Spirited Away: A City Girl Makes Her Home at Mount Mitake