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About Tokyo

Well, halleluyer! Honey, lemme tell ya bout findin a prostitute! I’m sittin here, milkin machines hummin, thinkin—why not? Life’s short, like Ennis said in *Brokeback Mountain*, “If you can’t fix it, you gotta stand it!” So I’m standin it, y’all! I ain’t mad, just curious—where these gals at? Prostitution’s old as dirt, chile—did ya know in ancient Rome they had coins for it? Special ones, stamped with naughty bits! Wild, right?

Inferno of Torture

Anyway, I shake it off and head to the Misasa Onsen. The steam rising from the water is like a scene from a movie. I’m feelin’ all zen, ya know? But then, I see this group of tourists. They’re all confused, lookin’ at the signs. I’m like, “C’mon, it’s not rocket science!” But I help ‘em out. Turns out, they’re from the States. They’re super stoked about the onsen. I mean, who wouldn’t be?

Collapsed bridge helps inform future flood-resistant designs