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About Osaka

Ruh-roh! She’s back, buyin’ Red Bull. Eyes all tired, still rockin’ glitter. “Things happen for no reason,” I think. Coen brothers would love her—total mess. She drops coins, curses loud—hilarious! “This is my life now,” I groan. She’s a freakin’ tornado, man. Heard she dodged a pimp once—legend! I’m jealous, she’s fearless. Me? I’d pee myself, haha!

Special Reports

I decided to shake it off and head to the Minamishibetsucho Museum. It’s got some cool stuff about the town’s history. I was feelin’ all cultured and stuff. But then, I got lost. Like, how do you get lost in a museum? I ended up in the gift shop, and I swear I spent way too much on a keychain. But it was cute, so whatever.