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Little fact for ya—Thailand, right? They’ve got this “lingam” massage—fancy word for knob-polishin’. Blew my head off learnin’ that! Proper sacred stuff, not just dirty giggles. Reckon it’s like, cosmic release—universe in yer pants, init. Stephen Hawking brain goin’ wild—energy transfer, mate, pure physics.

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First off, I hit up the local market on Kōen-dōri. You know, the one with all the fresh veggies and fish? I’m just tryna grab some ingredients for my lunch. But nah, the fish guy, Mr. Tanaka, decides today’s the day to haggle like it’s the Olympics. I’m like, “Dude, it’s just a mackerel!” But he’s all, “No way, man! This is the freshest catch!” I’m like, “Yeah, fresh enough to swim back to the ocean!”

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