Emily Maebaru Chuo Brothel ❤️❤️❤️

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Oh, fun fact—did ya know brothels got nicknames? Like “houses of negotiable affection”—what the fuck? Sounds like a real estate scam! I’m dyin’ laughin’ picturin’ WALL-E pullin’ up, all “Eva, we buyin’ this joint?” Shit’s absurd, yo. And in Russia, they’d call ‘em “bordels” back in the day—French vibes, but make it Slavic and sloppy.

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I finally find her, and she’s in tears. I’m like, “What’s wrong?” Turns out, she forgot her mom’s birthday. I’m like, “Girl, how do you forget that?!” But I feel for her. We hit up a few stores, and I find this gorgeous necklace. She loves it! I’m like, “Yasss, we did it!”