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About Kawasaki

Oi, mate, yeah baby! I'm Austin Powers, shaggadelic glazier extraordinaire! So, dig this—findin’ a prossie, right? Wild scene, man! I’m cruisin’ the streets, feelin’ groovy, thinkin’ ‘bout my fave flick, *Inglourious Basterds*. Tarantino’s a bloody genius—scalpin’ Nazis, far out! Anyway, I’m on the prowl, lookin’ for a bird to shag, yeah? These chicks, they’re like, “Hello, Hans Landa,” all sly and sexy, struttin’ their stuff. Makes me wanna yell, “That’s a bingo!” like Christoph Waltz, ya dig?

About Kyoto’s Red Light District

Prostitution in Kyoto is banned, so we can't enjoy sexual attraction. However, going 15 minutes from Kyoto by JR train, you can enjoy high quality sex in Shiga.

First off, I’m hustlin’ down Shijo Street, dodging tourists like I’m in a video game. Seriously, these folks are everywhere! I mean, I get it, Kyoto’s got temples, shrines, and all that jazz, but c’mon! I almost tripped over a guy taking a selfie in front of a vending machine. Like, dude, it’s just a vending machine! But hey, it’s Japan, so I guess it’s a big deal.

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