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About Osaka

Funniest thing? Some punter once paid her in chickens—CHICKENS, bruv! She was like, “What’s this, a farm?” Cracked me up, that did. Little known fact: back in Victorian times, whores used to signal with red hankies—sneaky, eh? Adds that realness, don’t it? Anyway, I’m ramblin’—whores are mad, complex, like Boonmee’s jungle dreams. “The cave is a womb,” he says—maybe the streets are too, birthin’ these wild tales. Respect to ‘em, innit? They’re out there, livin’, while I’m here typin’ like a muppet with fat fingers—11 typos, sorted! Peace out, fam!

Whore Angels

The scene in which Kuroda beheads the monks was inspired by the siege of Mount Hieizan by Kuroda's historical counterpart, Oda Nobunaga. This nountain was home to the Enryakuj .

I hit up this little shop on Kuroda’s backstreets, Takamatsu Street. The owner, this sweet old lady, is like, “You need daikon? I got the best!” And I’m like, “Yeah, sure, why not?” She hands me this massive daikon, and I’m thinking, “What am I, a sumo wrestler?” But hey, it’s all good. I’m just trying to keep my Kvasnik game strong.

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