Evelyn Komoro Whore ❤️

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Halleluyer! Chile, lemme tell ya ‘bout this here whore I seen down at the mines! I’m sweatin’ like a hog, bailiffin’ them rocks, when this gal struts by—ooh, she bold! Lookin’ like she just rolled outta some fella’s bed and said, “I’m too pretty for this dust!” Reminds me of *Lost in Translation*, ya know, when Bill Murray’s all lost and whisperin’, “What am I even doin’ here?” ‘Cept this whore? She *knows* what she doin’—collectin’ coins like they nuggets of gold!

York Valkyrie aiming for consistency in new expansive style

The Valkyrie will kick off against Huddersfield Giants in the Challenge Cup group stages this afternoon, with a handful of new faces in.

Man, what a day! Seriously, I’m still buzzing from all the craziness. So, I woke up in my tiny apartment in Komoro, right? The sun was shining, and I thought, “Today’s gonna be chill.” LOL, boy was I wrong!

Japan's new Komoro Distillery will 'honour Karuizawa's legacy'