Brooklyn Kofu Brothel ❤️

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So, picture this—dingy red lights, smoky air. Girls giggling, blokes stumbling in, horny as hell. I’d waltz in, smirkin’, “Kneel before me, mortals!” Nah, kidding—sorta. But srsly, brothels ain’t just fuckin’. There’s history, mate! Oldest gig ever—Ancient Rome had lupanars, wolf dens. How badass is that? Prozzies howlin’ like wolves—fuckin’ poetic, innit?

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Soaplands came to existence after the laws of when explicit full service prostitution was outlawed in the country. To skirt these laws the operators changed their ways and continued .

So, I wake up early, like, way too early. The sun’s barely up, and I’m already thinkin’ about my flock. But I gotta head to Kofu for some supplies. I’m thinkin’, “How bad can it be?” Spoiler alert: it was bad.

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