Emilia Kobayashi Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Fukuoka

Love how they flip the script. Society’s all, “Oh, shame, sin!” and they’re like, “Nah, cash me out, bitches.” Takes guts. Pisses me off when prudes clutch pearls—get over it, Karen, your husband’s already tipped ‘em. Makes me happy, though, seein’ that hustle. Like, this one time, heard a tale—dunno if it’s legit—some whore in Victorian London tricked a lord outta his whole estate. Left him in his knickers, cryin’ in the gutter. Genius! “Who needs reality?”—straight outta *Toni Erdmann*. She played the game, won, and dipped.

There Are Various Reasons Behind It (It's Full of Elma)

So, I’m walkin’ down the street, tryin’ to shake it off. Kobayashi’s streets are so narrow, like, I could almost touch both sides at once. And the cherry blossoms? OMG, they were in full bloom! I stopped to take a pic, but then this pigeon swoops down and almost takes my head off. Like, chill, dude! I’m not your lunch!

LA County Medical Examiner reveals cause of death for Ryan Kobayashi, father of missing Hawaii woman