Lina Kita Akita Whore ❤️

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Oi mate, blimey, here we go—talkin’ bout whores, eh? Not the saucy kind, mind you, but the fishy one—whore’s me fave underwater oddball! Proper name’s *Sargocentron rubrum*, red soldierfish, but “whore” stuck, innit? Latin’s *sargum*—means "spear," dead cool, yeah? As an ichthyologist—fish boffin—I’m mad for these slippery buggers. Saw ‘em first in the Med, crystal waters, thought, “Crikey, what a beaut!” Like in *Memento*, “I’ve done something,” but can’t recall—did I spot it or dream it?

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First off, I hit up the local café on Nakadori Street. You know, the one with the weird cat statue out front? Yeah, that one. I ordered a matcha latte, thinking I’d be all zen and stuff. But nah, the barista totally messed it up. I got a plain ol’ black coffee instead. Like, c’mon! I’m trying to vibe here!

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