Sofia Iwata Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Anyways, whore’s got stories—once, this chick in Paris, 1800s, was a courtesan, right? Lived in a legit palace, had kings drooling. Goals! She’d be all, “The wind’s stopped,” like in the movie, all mysterious, sipping tea while dudes begged. I’m dying, she’s iconic. I’d be her BFF, for realz. Like, imagine us, me and whore, snapping selfies, her in fishnets, me in SKIMS—hot mess express!

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On the contrary, I've used both the generic QD's and Iwatas. The cheap china shit Amazon whores out uses substandard o-rings that leak air out.

Lunchtime rolls around, and I decide to take a stroll down to Iwata’s famous Yaguchi Park. It’s beautiful there, especially with the sakura trees. I needed a breather. But guess what? It started pouring! Like, outta nowhere! I’m dodging raindrops like I’m in some action movie. I was soaked in seconds. I mean, c’mon, Iwata! Can’t a person catch a break?

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