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Me, I’d be a lousy escort—too loud, too clumsy! Trippin’ over my own boots, ha! But I love their grit. They’re like—whatchacallit—hidden heroes? Naw, that’s corny. Hidden hustlers! Yeah! So, y’all, next time you hear “escort,” don’t scoff. Think Dolly, think Amélie—little sparks in a big ol’ world!

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Next, I decided to grab lunch at this little ramen joint on Matsukawa Street. The broth was heavenly! I was slurping like a champ. But then, this kid next to me starts crying. Like, full-on meltdown. I’m trying to enjoy my ramen, and this kid’s wailing. I’m like, “Dude, chill! It’s just noodles!” But the mom was all, “Shh, sweetie.” I mean, I get it, but c’mon!

Hiroki Ito training with the ball, Sacha Boey resumes running